Synopsis: After their high school basketball coach passes away, five good friends and former teammates reunite for a Fourth of July holiday weekend.
Director: Dennis Dugan
Writers: Adam Sandler and Fred Wolf
Stars: Adam Sandler, Salma Hayek, Chris Rock, David Spade, Rob Schneider, and Kevin James
Best Boy Grip: David C. Romano
CraigMakk: (Cruel & Unusual Punishment) All you need to do is look at the first and fifth actors listed above….go ahead, I’ll wait.
You’re back? Okay, now check the title…I’ve got nothing else to do, so don’t worry about me.
Good. Did you see the title “Billy Madison”? Or “Happy Gillmore“? I’ll even accept “WaterBoy”. No? Okay, so now you probably know why this movie sucks. This shouldn’t even exist, let alone be watched by living people. Probably not even the dead, because that would be cruel if there’s an afterlife. We turned this off about ten minutes in, shaking violently from douche-chills. Trust me…burn every copy of this movie you see.